Curt: *mumbling* Inventory…back stock… Mary Kate: Yeah! I’ll be right there. I’m so sorry, I just have to drop something off real fast, but I’ll see you soon. Alright. Bye. Uh, excuse me, sir? *dramatic music sting* *applause* You have come here In pursuit of your deepest urge In pursuit of that wish that till now has been silent Silent I have brought you That our passions may fuse and merge In your mind you’ve already succumbed to me Dropped all defenses Completely succumbed to me Now you are here with me No second thoughts You’ve decided Decided Past the point of no returns *laughter* No second glances – our games of make believe are at an end Past all thought of if or when No use resisting Abandon thought and let The dream descend What raging fire consumes the soul? What rich desires unlocks its door? What sweet seduction lies between us? Past the point of no returns the final threshold – what warm unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no returns? You have brought me To that moment where words run dry To that moment where speech disappears into silence Silence I have come here hardly knowing the reason why In my mind I’ve already imagined our bodies entwining, defenseless and silent And now I am here with you No second thoughts I’ve decided Decided Past the point of no returns the final threshold – our passion play has now at last begun! Past all thought of right or wrong One final question: How long should we two wait before we’re one? When will the blood begin to race? The sleeping bud burst into bloom When will the flame at last consume us? Past the point of no returns The final threshold! The bridge is crossed, so stand and watch it burn! We’ve passed the point of no returns. Curt: Unless, of course, you want store credit. Like and subscribe, please.
YES.
What…
YESSSSsSsS THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT RIGHT HERE
Happy Shitty Sunday!!! Also Curt as The Phantom is something I didn't know I needed in my life until this exact moment.
WOAH I’m so early. I fucking love this song
Are they… Singing to the clothing?
Edit: I wouldn't return that brilliant thing either.
Aw yes, the broken mask man and squirrel onesie woman. Such a classic.
You guys are amazing.
Is this not the original?
Oh my god I forgot how much I loved this number. Their voices are heavenly! Also, Curt is very handsome, but I can't take him seriously in that mask
what Curt and Tatjana are up to these days….intense shopping…spies are forever the sequel – spies at the mall
All I ask of you is, where did you guys find the flying squirrel onesie?
only shitty broadway could sing about the struggle of returning a onesie and make it look and sound majestic. Curt and Mary Kate you are actually incredible!!
What do people mean there are no Day After Black Friday holiday songs?
Yesssss😂😂
I love this so much!! Some of my favorite Broadway sung by my favorite artist/Youtubers/comedians!! I swoon and laugh over this. Perfect, quality content.
i love how he takes her phone and just pockets it
also thank you so much for including subtitles!!!
alright who’s making the first curt and tati joke
I love Curt! He was so sweet when I met him after BF! And MK is a goddess as usual!
Memes aside whoa dang Curt is on Ramin Karimloo level when it comes to Phantom-
Damn Curt is on fire here, like can we get a full phantom of the opera production starring the two of them?
Can we all appreciate the fact that Curt is an amazing Phantom who I now want to see play the role in a serious setting
this is the most impressive vocal performance i've seen from curt!!! 😍
Curt Mega simplesmente tudo pra mim
I have that exact onesie
Someone please show this to Amanda Jane Cooper!
so did she take the store credit????
Buys are forever
Never thought I’d see the phantom dueting with a flying squirrel onesie but here we are
I'm supposed to be writing an essay for history but watching this video 100 times is much more important
I was just looking at some broadway shows and they literally made this video into a real thing!!! It’s about an opera or something??
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, CURT MEGA, AND MARY KATE WHILES. THIS IS PERFECT
How the hell does Mary Kate Wiles pull off a flying squirrel onesie so well
I didn’t know I needed this but I do
blows my mind just how breathtaking Curts voice is and it breaks my heart he's so sick right now ): hope he feels better soon <3
This is such an amazing spin on the song! Silly and great singing 🙌🏻
this girls poor bra strap
I absolutely lost it when she started dancing as the squirrel! You both sounded stunning ❤
Little known fact that Phantom was really about Black Friday/Holiday Shopping
this was a good video watch after watching the Glee tribute episode
This is actually pretty darn good
Each upload is a painful reminder that a third Shitty/Spoopy Broadway is too far away. And also a reminder that Curt Mega's rendition of "Dentist!" is coming soon.
Is Mary Kate Wiles taken? Asking for a friend…
(im the friend)
their voices are both heavenly omg so good!!!
I own that squirrel onesie 😂
Curt is genuinely an amazing Phantom tho.
Why is this so accurate though
What a great performance! 👏👏👏
Okay but Curt has the perfect voice for this what the HECK who lets him????
MISS MKW M A ' A M
she makes such a perfect christine
(curt ily and u make a great phantom but i'm g a y)
ok but for real, curt as phantom would be incredible
That was amazing! Slow clap
Okay but Curt sings this so well I just wanna hop in cause I have done this duet and this makes me wanna do it with him haha
Hey so what about this is ‘shitty’, exactly? I’m kinda lost at the name at this point, this cover watered my crops. They both killed it (and honestly when an opera tone came out of Curt I lost my MIND)
ugh curts voice is amazing here
MKW has a fabulous voice as usual
Damn that piano is loud.
You took my favorite song from PotO, and made it 100x better!
some people named ramin karimloo and sierra boggess did a cover of this song once
the most sexual song on phantom turned into a song abt a flying squirrel onesie-
I want to see Curt Mega as the phantom
I now need to see Curt Mega to play the Phantom. This is not a request, Broadway, this is an order.
They can actually sing really well tho
I knew Curt Mega and MK Wiles both had phenomenal voices but… this is goddamn amazing holy shit
She is amazing!
what a beautiful story
I thought Curt would be good but WOW. Also Phantom is my favourite so this made me exceptionally happy.
Lydia Bennet? Is that you???