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Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

[Beeping noise] TECH: Situation is critical, sir TECH: Should we do something? DIRECTOR: Yes. Send her in TECH: Roger that TECH: Come in number one, number one, you are green DIRECTOR: Activate failsafe TECH: Copy, sir TECH: Initiating beta protocol… Continue Reading

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Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

*Terminal beeps* *beep beep* Sam: (surprised) Ahhh! HQ: (over radio) Come in security. This is headquarters. Sam: (picks up radio) Jesus. Yeah, copy HQ. You scared the crap out of me Harv. HQ: (over radio) Sorry Sam. Hey, meant to… Continue Reading

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Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

*sound of rock door opening* FILSS: Please watch your step. FILSS: Director, since you have a new visitor with you today. Would you like me to run the tutorial program? CABOOSE: Yes, always run that. No, seriously, you need to… Continue Reading

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Recycling Rulz, T-Rex Droolz

There has to be a way to recycle a pizza box with grease in it You can I put that in recycling. You can’t that messes up the machine (Gavin: You can’t recycle that) Yeah Gavin: Chris what have you… Continue Reading

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Season 5, Episode 94 – Tucker Knows Best | Red vs. Blue

Season 5, Episode 94 – Tucker Knows Best | Red vs. Blue

*opening theme* Grif: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What’s the one thing I told you?! Don’t embarrass the family! Simmons: I don’t think she’s embarrassing it—Woah! Why Is she doing splits? Sarge: Oogh. Is it that Facebook thing that I… Continue Reading

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Season 8, Chapter 4 – Recovering One | Red vs. Blue

Season 8, Chapter 4 – Recovering One | Red vs. Blue

CHURCH: Whoa. Guess they came this way. *humming* SIMMONS: Ok, now’s our chance Doc! Hit him with an overcharge. It should overload at least one of his systems. DOC: Um, you do it. SIMMONS: What? Me? I don’t even know… Continue Reading

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Fish Tank Prank

(Whip cracking) Michael: What’s up? What’s up? What’d you remember? (Geoff laughing) Geoff: I did– I remember something I did in high school. Lindsay: God. Ryan: Oh, no. Michael: Yep. Geoff: I had– Michael: Did they ever find the body?… Continue Reading

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Season 4, Episode 60 – Fight or Fright | Red vs. Blue

Season 4, Episode 60 – Fight or Fright | Red vs. Blue

*RvB Theme* Simmons: I’m telling you it was here! It drove by while you were talking. You had your back turned and it went zoom right behind you! Donut: Well it really sounded like: *machine noises* *more machine noises* Simmons:… Continue Reading