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Only 1% Can Pass This Memory Test

Only 1% Can Pass This Memory Test

How good is your memory. Can you remember what these company logos look like? We did a similar test before we’re gonna do it again. Do you truly have a photographic memory because if you do, you’re gonna get all… Continue Reading

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George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL

George W. Bush Returns Cold Open – SNL

>>>AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH.>>>THANK YOU. IT IS I GEORGE W. BUSH. AND YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THE W STANDS FOR “WHAT’S UP”? I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS HANDSOME DEVIL DOING… Continue Reading

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COMBANTRIN (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 81)

COMBANTRIN (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 81)

Emaanuella go and buy COMBANTRIN!!!!. You did not even soak this white well see the way you just did it what did you say i should buy combantrin combantrin what is combatrin its fruit juice combrantrin is warm medicine warm… Continue Reading

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1,900th Show Memory Box

1,900th Show Memory Box

– I’VE HAD SO MANY AMAZING EXPERIENCES OVER THE LAST 1,900 SHOWS. I’VE GOTTEN TO INTERVIEW OSCAR WINNERS AND PRESIDENTS AND ALEX FROM TARGET, AND… [laughter] USUALLY THIS IS WHEN I PICK MY FAVORITE MOMENTS FROM THE SHOW, BUT I… Continue Reading

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Return Counter – SNL

Return Counter – SNL

>>>I’M SORRY, MAN, BUT WE CANNOT ACCEPT ANY RETURNS OR EXCHANGES WITHOUT A RECEIPT. KMART STORE POLICY, MAN.>>MAN, THAT’S SUCH BULL CRAP. I’M SHOPPING AT WALMART FROM NOW ON. THAT’S A BETTER MART.>>YOU ARE FREE TO DO. THAT NEXT IN… Continue Reading

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Spring Break Memories

Spring Break Memories

– ALL RIGHT, I’VE SAID THIS BEFORE, AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT ALWAYS GETS HUGE APPLAUSE. I HAVE THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD. [cheers and applause] SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GET TO KNOW… Continue Reading

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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

*grunting* *dont change this one, it is perfect* Stupid 12 year olds! I’m wrecking you kids! (savage) Uh *360 CARSCOPE* UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH (Everyone Cheering In The Game) How does Jeffy’s nuts taste?! *grunt* *grunt* *again* *grunt* *3rd time* *grunt* *4th… Continue Reading

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RETURN OF THE FISH-CONE!! | Prop Hunt #38

RETURN OF THE FISH-CONE!! | Prop Hunt #38

Wade: I like how nobody seemed excited at all for their *giggles* team. Mark: *giggles* Bob: I don’t even know I’m with, I was adjusting my mouse sensitivity, okay? Mark: I’m with-I’m with you, Bob. I’m with you. Bob: Oh,… Continue Reading

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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Dog!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Dog!

(Mario Snoring) Jeffy: Hey, Daddy. Hey. (psst) Hey daddy. Mario: What do you want, Jeffy? Jeffy: Um, can me and Pee Pee Suck go outside and play? Mario: Sure, sure Jeffy just leave me alone I’m taking a nap.. Jeffy:… Continue Reading

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Email in Real Life

Email in Real Life

Hey, Tyler. You going to that all day meeting tomorrow? I’ll be on vacation from Tuesday, June 27th until 2 days ago. Um, your auto-response is still on. I’ll be on vacation from Tuesday, June 27th until 2 days ago.… Continue Reading