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Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

[Beeping noise] TECH: Situation is critical, sir TECH: Should we do something? DIRECTOR: Yes. Send her in TECH: Roger that TECH: Come in number one, number one, you are green DIRECTOR: Activate failsafe TECH: Copy, sir TECH: Initiating beta protocol… Continue Reading

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Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

*Terminal beeps* *beep beep* Sam: (surprised) Ahhh! HQ: (over radio) Come in security. This is headquarters. Sam: (picks up radio) Jesus. Yeah, copy HQ. You scared the crap out of me Harv. HQ: (over radio) Sorry Sam. Hey, meant to… Continue Reading

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Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

*sound of rock door opening* FILSS: Please watch your step. FILSS: Director, since you have a new visitor with you today. Would you like me to run the tutorial program? CABOOSE: Yes, always run that. No, seriously, you need to… Continue Reading

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Season 5, Episode 94 – Tucker Knows Best | Red vs. Blue

Season 5, Episode 94 – Tucker Knows Best | Red vs. Blue

*opening theme* Grif: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What’s the one thing I told you?! Don’t embarrass the family! Simmons: I don’t think she’s embarrassing it—Woah! Why Is she doing splits? Sarge: Oogh. Is it that Facebook thing that I… Continue Reading

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Season 8, Chapter 4 – Recovering One | Red vs. Blue

Season 8, Chapter 4 – Recovering One | Red vs. Blue

CHURCH: Whoa. Guess they came this way. *humming* SIMMONS: Ok, now’s our chance Doc! Hit him with an overcharge. It should overload at least one of his systems. DOC: Um, you do it. SIMMONS: What? Me? I don’t even know… Continue Reading

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Season 4, Episode 60 – Fight or Fright | Red vs. Blue

Season 4, Episode 60 – Fight or Fright | Red vs. Blue

*RvB Theme* Simmons: I’m telling you it was here! It drove by while you were talking. You had your back turned and it went zoom right behind you! Donut: Well it really sounded like: *machine noises* *more machine noises* Simmons:… Continue Reading

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Recovery One: Part 2 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

Recovery One: Part 2 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

What I don't get is the motion tracker. No one can get by one of those while they're active. You sure you don't have anything in your logs? South… You with me? South! What? I need you to concentrate, South.… Continue Reading

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Recovery One: Part 3 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

Recovery One: Part 3 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

You're dead now. Remember that. I don't understand any of this. And my ears are still ringing from that shot you fired. It had to sound good for the radio. One second, I need to talk to somebody. Hello, how… Continue Reading

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Recovery One: Part 1 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

Recovery One: Part 1 | Red vs. Blue Mini-Series

"Prime display activated." "Restoring functions." "Hello, how may I be of assistance to you?" Instruction: identify yourself. Executing; I am intelligence program Delta, …as created for the special operative program Freelancer. I have been assigned to agent Foxtrot Twelve. Or,… Continue Reading

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Season 13, Episode 14 – Counseling | Red vs. Blue

Season 13, Episode 14 - Counseling | Red vs. Blue

So, you think you can just send me to another dimension, forget my very existence, …and then expect me to help you when you're in trouble. Yes. Finally! All I ever wanted was to be included. [laughs]This is why no… Continue Reading