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Key & Peele – Auction Block

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I… Continue Reading

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Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

Season 9, Episode 3 – Number One | Red vs. Blue

[Beeping noise] TECH: Situation is critical, sir TECH: Should we do something? DIRECTOR: Yes. Send her in TECH: Roger that TECH: Come in number one, number one, you are green DIRECTOR: Activate failsafe TECH: Copy, sir TECH: Initiating beta protocol… Continue Reading

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Email in Real Life

Email in Real Life

Hey, Tyler. You going to that all day meeting tomorrow? I’ll be on vacation from Tuesday, June 27th until 2 days ago. Um, your auto-response is still on. I’ll be on vacation from Tuesday, June 27th until 2 days ago.… Continue Reading

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Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

Season 12, Episode 11 – Long Time No See | Red vs. Blue

*Terminal beeps* *beep beep* Sam: (surprised) Ahhh! HQ: (over radio) Come in security. This is headquarters. Sam: (picks up radio) Jesus. Yeah, copy HQ. You scared the crap out of me Harv. HQ: (over radio) Sorry Sam. Hey, meant to… Continue Reading

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Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX… Continue Reading

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Boobfeeding

Boobfeeding

– Hi, I’m Glenn. I work at Above Average, and I have some questions for Patty, our head of HR, as to what I can and can’t do in the office. (electronic music) (drum beat) Patty, I have a friend… Continue Reading

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Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

– Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was… Continue Reading

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Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

Season 8, Chapter 8 – Perusing the Archive | Red vs. Blue

*sound of rock door opening* FILSS: Please watch your step. FILSS: Director, since you have a new visitor with you today. Would you like me to run the tutorial program? CABOOSE: Yes, always run that. No, seriously, you need to… Continue Reading

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The Check In: Puerto Rico’s Hurricane Maria Recovery

The Check In: Puerto Rico’s Hurricane Maria Recovery

-It has now been almost four months since Hurricane Maria devastated the island of Puerto Rico, leaving millions without electricity and clean drinking water. Since then, the crisis has all but completely dropped out of the news cycle, so we… Continue Reading