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Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele


[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,
MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS
IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME?
– MM-HMM. – OKAY.
LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears throat]
– YEAH. – UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE? – OKAY. SO THAT’S
HOW IT’S GONNA BE. Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. OKAY, THEN. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
JAY QUELLIN. BALAKAY. WHERE IS BALAKAY AT? THERE’S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY? YES, SIR. – MY NAME IS BLAKE.
– BL… ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? [mocking voice] BLAKE.
WHAT? DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY?
– NO. – ‘CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR.
– NO. – I’M FOR REAL.
I’M FOR REAL. SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF. DEE-NICE. IS THERE A DEE-NICE? IF ONE OF Y’ALL SAYS
SOME SILLY-ASS NAME… THIS WHOLE CLASS
IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. NOW, DEE-NICE.
– DO YOU MEAN DENISE? – SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT,
RIGHT NOW. – DENISE?
– YOU SAY IT RIGHT. – DENISE.
– CORRECTLY. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DEE-NICE.
– THAT’S BETTER. – [sighs]
– THANK YOU. NOW, AY-AY-RON. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW? NO AY-AY RON, HUH? WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK,
DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON! – HERE.
OH, MAN. – WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER ME
THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH? – HUH?
– YOU KNOW, I’M JUST ASKING YOU. I SAID IT,
LIKE, FOUR TIMES. SO WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT THE
FIRST TIME I SAID, “AY-AY-RON?” – BECAUSE IT’S PRONOUNCED
“AARON.” – SON OF A BITCH!
[clattering] YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON,
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY’S OFFICE
RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! – WHO?
– OH-SHAG-HENNESY! – PRINCIPAL O’SHAUGHNESSY? – GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN
CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF
IN YOUR ASS! INSUBORDINATE… AND CHURLISH. TYM-OH-THEE. – PRESENT.
– THANK YOU!

Glenn Chapman

100 Comments

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  2. Ay-ay-Ron why didn't you answer me when I said it for the first time? – Because it pronounced Aaron. SON OF A BITCH!

  3. Summoning
    Jay Quellin
    Balakey
    Dee Nice
    Ay Ay Ron
    Tym Oh Thee
    All needed for the Area 51 raid, can’t see how we can do it without them

  4. Reminds me of something I've read somewhere about a mother that named her daughter
    Le-a

    Pronounced
    Le dash a

  5. Now AY-AY-RON Where are you? Where is AY-AY-RON Right now? No AY-AY-RON Huh? Well you better be sick dead or mute AY-AY-RON!!!!!!

  6. This just never gets old, I laugh every time I see it. I just noticed that all the chicks in the class are really good looking and all the dudes are ultra nerds.

  7. 1:01 he says BLAAAAKKEE THE same way soulja boy said DRAAAAAAAKKKEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  8. As an aaron and on behalf of all aarons this has forever changed our like

  9. This ain't funny anymore after you had a teacher who abused your privacy and acts lunatic as such….

  10. Yessssss subs can never read names!!!!😂😂😂😂😂A-a-ron
    😞

  11. every substitute at my school says my name like "LoO – sHa" like it's fucking pronounced as "Loo – See – A" omfg-

  12. We must never disregard the great performances of all the actors, who made this great as a team effort. A-Aron & Ba-la-key, all of them really, set a great tone to make it all funny and memorable. Hats off to the cast!

  13. "Because its pronaunced Aaron"
    "SON OF A BITCH"
    "Principal O shaungnessy?"
    " GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT UP IN YO ASS insubordnate, and Churlish"

  14. my name would be said right it's spelled Alana always mispronounced as A-lawn-a when it's said A-lain-a

  15. He MADE her ass say DEE-NICE 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭➡💥➡💀

    I work with an AARON & ppl actually say "AY AY RON WHERE ARE YOU" as if it's his entire name 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

    This will NEVER get old

  16. Cool 😎 ever had a teacher miss pronounce your name 🤦🏾‍♂️

  17. Well its getting late and i have to work tomorrow…I hade a great time..Thano you Key and Peele..You guys are awesome..

  18. Woah, Aaron got really thin and got in a relationship with Anne Hathaway from The Intern 😮

  19. Ja-kua-leen first raised her left hand, then the next shot showed she raised her right hand 🤚

  20. 1:20 “if one of y’all say some silly ass name this whole class will feel my wrath.”

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