Kylo Ren vs Rey – Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Parody Animation – Movie Shenanigans!

Force Jump! Force Speed! Take this! Force Push! Hmph. You shouldn’t know that! What!? You’re an amateur without training! Are you crying? N-No. Ooow! Ooow! You beautiful idiot! I hate you! You sit around watching an old guy milking a space walrus, and all of the sudden, you’re a Jedi Master! Don’t listen to him Rey! Hm? He’s jealous of your new Jedi powers. Hmph, you would say that. Father!? You jumped around the jungle with a green mutant leprechaun on your back, and all of a sudden you can beat me!? I mean you used to be a moisture farmer! That’s not even real farming! You were conflicted. Conflicted? Please. Do you know what I did at the Jedi Temple? To those little padawans? Ahahahahaha! Good, let the hate flow through you! Wait, weren’t you dead? Ehehehe. Who knows? I’m just trying to sell movie tickets. Now, my apprentice. Strike her down! I don’t take orders from you! I’m the Supreme Leader! Ahahahahaha! Sure you are, Ben! Ahahahahaha! I’ll show you guys! Graaaah! Nooooo! How am I supposed to do art on my helmet now!? Ehehehehe. Knights of Ren! Get her! NOOOOOOOOOOO! The End! Mike Bettencourt – Writer, Director, Editor, and Producer. Youn – Illustrator and Animator Tom Schalk as the voice of Kylo Ren. Elsie Lovelock as the voice of Rey. Duffy Weber as the voice of Luke Skywalker. Tom Schalk as the voice of Darth Vader. Jared Raman as the voice of Emperor Palpatine Jared Raman as the voice of the Ewoks. Music by Epidemic Sound. Follow me on twitter: @pmvbettencourt Special thanks to the Review Board! Thanks for watching!

Glenn Chapman


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  2. This is officially my ep 9, even the milking Luke is better than what Disney has done in the 'sequel' trilogy…

  3. I gonna believe Film Theory on this one. Palpatine is still alive, Ray is a child of her home planet who will turn evil, and Kylo Ren will become good. Hopefully there will be a cameo of baby Yoda.

    And I think all the Knights of Ren bit it right after Kylo killed Snorkel. Smokey?… Snake? The previous Supreme Leader.

  4. This is why I trust & rely only on the invincible power of the Schwartz… After Disney bought the franchise and made an unforgivable mess of it.

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