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Game of Zones – Game of Zones: The Purple Retirement (Game of Thrones, NBA Edition Episode 5)


*Medieval music*
Who scored 81 points in one single game? It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!
Light up a joint and shout out his name It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!
Game winning threes. The king of the bank. It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!
Gold like me teeth, Purple like me drank It’s Kobe the Mamba Bryant!
People may say that the Lakers now suck But he got five rings so he don’t give a—
Alright, alright. Very good. Off you go! Working bard or bardly working?
Excuse me! Excuse me, everybody! If I may have everybody’s attention! It is time for
the gift giving ceremony! *Applause*
From House 76ers and the people of Philadelphia, Your Grace it is my honor to present you with
this autographed Lower Merion jersey. Oh… wonderful… thank you. Just throw it
over there with the others. Could you please “shoe” them away? The
stench is unbearable. Thank you. You may now go.
Ugh, here we go. A teddy bear?
A Clutch doll for your youngest daughter, your Grace. But feel free to use it to help
you sleep at night. I hear it can be scary growing old and irrelevant.
Well I think it’s lovely, Dwight. And remarkably soft. In fact, this must be the softest thing
in all the land! A wonderful memento to remember you by.
Here ye! Here ye! His Airness Jordan has arrived! Horns blasting.
Oh oh, how lovely for Michael to show up. His Airness apologizes he cannot attend your
retirement celebration. Aww.
He has a message for the Mamba. Kobe, I was like an older brother to you.
Please enjoy this commemorative bobbling doll. It’s a… lovely… thank you.
Ah, Shaq Of Neal! Good to see you old friend. Likewise. I bring you the finest donkey from
all the land. *Donkey cough*
Please have your chefs prepare it, and do let me know how my ass tastes.
Laughter. *Throat clears*
*Glass clinks* And now the ceremonial passing of the torch
to the next great Laker! Pfft, Clarkson, yeah right!
No chance no chance. I think it might be Randle! It’s gonna be D’Angelo.
Oh it must be D’Angelo. Maybe Larry Nance.
It’s D’Angelo! D’Angelo! It’s not gonna be D’Angelo. He sends inappropriate
ravens! What if it’s a draft pick!
Maybe it’s like, uh, Wiggins or someone on another team?
I don’t think he’s passing to anyone! I think you’re right! He’s… he’s refusing
to pass! HE’S REFUSING TO PASS!
HE’S REFUSING TO PASS! Just get the rebound!
*Medieval royal court music*

Glenn Chapman

100 Comments

  1. Melo still got that stupid smile 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  2. Did anyone notice when he said gift getting instead of gift giving

  3. "People may say the the Lakers now suck
    But he has five rings so he don't give a fuck"

  4. I like how none of those possible β€œfuture great lakers” are not on the team anymore

  5. i like how all of the guys he was supposed to pass the torch to, have all been traded away lol

  6. This is fucken awesome I can't believe I been missing out

  7. "HE'S NOT PASSING TO ANYONE!… Just get the rebound!" That had me dying!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. did mj acctully not attend kobes retiement ceremony cuz of airline delay?

  9. Of course he's refusing to pass, because there will be NO next great laker πŸ˜‚

  10. That Dwight soft diss. Hilarious 🀣🀣🀣

  11. Inappropriate Ravens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  12. This is the episode that introduced me to this masterpiece of a series

  13. WHO SCORED 81 POINTS IN ONE SINGLE GAME, IT'S KOBE THE MAMBA BRYANT

  14. Light up a joint and shout out his name its kobe the mamba bryant ( insert Lamar odom head wag) LMAO

  15. watchn this in 2019 makes tha passin of tha torch extremely accurate cuz all those guys ar on different teams now πŸ˜‚

  16. I'm late but I was about to say don't pass that torch. Throw that fucker into the sea until we get someone up top who knows what they're doing.

  17. It’s crazy how accurate this ended up being every young laker in this video got traded 😭🀣

  18. Ever noticed that Shaq is dressed as that terrible Shazam movie

  19. LMAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭 JUST GET THE REBOUND!!!!

  20. Clarkson, Randle, DeAngelo, and Lance are all gone from the Lakers. So there was no need to pass.

  21. "Ppl may say that the Lakers now suck, but he got 5 rings so he don't give a f-"
    Lol

  22. β€œAnd do let me know how my ass tastes”
    * Kobe’s smile starts to fade.
    🀣 β€˜β€˜this was gold

  23. Have yo chef prepare it and let me know how ass taste this shit crazy

  24. This is my current favorite episode. They made a game of zones version of hiphop music. I hope they do that again & make these 22 mins. This is excellence.

  25. People may say that the lakers now suck. But he got 5 rings so we don’t give a fuck

  26. Teammates: He's refusing to pass
    Kobe: Just get the reboundπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  27. just get the rebound!hahahah lmaoπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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